Halloween Costume Do’s and Dont’s

It’s the most wonderful time of year {HALLOWEEN!!!!} and I am here to celebrate! During the course of all good celebrations, things have the tendency to get out of hand. That is why yours truly is here to break down the 3 Do’s and Don’ts of Halloween Costumes. They read as follows:

 

1.) Parents Keep it Appropriate

If you are a parent accompanying their child at any sort of Halloween festivity, please keep it appropriate. I.e. no hoochie mama costumes. Save the risqué for the after party.

 

2.) Cover Up Your Bits

Halloween in New Orleans coincides with VooDoo music festival. While music festival attire has called for the obscure in latter years, please hold some decency regarding parts exposed…basically if you sit on a barstool and I sit on a barstool afterwards, I do not want to worry about disease due to a lack of clothing over hoo-has

 

3.) Pasties & Booty Shorts are NOT a Costume

I love a good piece of meat like the next guy. But please, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, have an actual costume prepared. Nudity is not creative. At least have a mask or something!